June 2009
17 posts
POSTING PICTURES OF MY FACE
secondstar05: -283570382572 TUMBLARITY
Jun 3rd
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I come back online
ilovethe90s: 47 new notifications on Facebook 5 new friend requests 28 unread emails Tumblarity fallen by 1500 points (as predicted) Whoaaaa. Tumblarity is inversely proportional to everything else on the net.
Jun 3rd
Tumblarity.
fanlingo: Among others, a thing I will never comprehend. Join the club.
Jun 3rd
my tumblarity increased by a smooth thousand just...
chahlie: makes ya think.
Jun 3rd
TUMBLARITY STOP THAT
imnotgus: Stop going up 100 points without telling me >.> It wanted it to be a surprise.
Jun 3rd
thatvideoguy: My tumblarity is tumbling. Sorry, I had to.
Jun 3rd
borgomani: Ok, Tumblarity? Stop working backwards. Thanks.
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
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fuck you tumblarity i'm ignoring you!
(via beautifuldirtyrich) Remember when we told you that everybody wants to love Tumblarity? Apparently, they’ve given up on it and have settled on just fucking it.
Jun 3rd
I'm over Tumblarity and everything
khrushchev: but I admit to a twinge each time I see myself trailing “fuckyeahvanessahudgens.”
Jun 3rd
1234, is my tumblarity i wish it would stay...
(via hellomagenta) One of the few up-sides of Tumblarity.
Jun 3rd
Why Tumblarity is bullshit:
infinitebutterflies: silentsigh: It seems to be encouraging people to post cookie-cutter nonsense that will rack up “likes” and “reblogs”. You know what? I couldn’t care less about the latest hip product or artsy moleskine notebook. I don’t give a damn about art that a dozen people have already posted or talked about in the last week. And I certainly don’t care one iota about the latest “it”...
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
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May 2009
68 posts
HOLY SHIT! My Tumblarity freakin' sky-rocketed!
(via shan-naynay)
May 31st
SOON YOU'LL BE IMMUNE TO TUMBLARITY.
killthelights: i am. who gives a fucking shit about numbers you don’t know the meaning of?
May 31st
2 seconds ago.
angiiiewoo: My tumblarity was almost 300. It just dropped to 147 in that amount of time. Who the hell came up with this shit? We all have the same question.
May 31st
“Tumblarity is just another way to make you feel like worthless shit, or it’ll...”
– ME (via ellerz)
May 30th
I think I've figured out Tumblarity
ifthisisajoke: If you reblog the things you like instead of just liking them then it goes up! AHAH!!! I win you bastard! shit… my tumblarity just went down with this original post…
May 30th
Shit son, my tumblarity exploded just now.
(via jjustin)
May 30th
WTF!! I AM ANGRY
supersonicelectronic: I post that picture of taxis and 4 people immediately like it. You think that this would cause my tumblarity to go up at least one point. NO! It causes it to drop 50 points!!?? David Karp are you even listening to your user’s complaints about tumblarity?!!
May 29th
I know I have been true to myself when my...
(via potterhead)
May 29th
I know
narcolepticinsomniac: I should blog for the sake of blogging. But don’t lie- you get excited when your tumblarity goes up
May 29th
brownpau: I don’t care about follower count or “Tumblarity.” I care that you enjoy the fun things I post. That’s a lie, but still.
May 29th
My Tumblarity is @ it's highest ever right now.
samarmoussa: Yeah, I do care. I’m not gonna lie.
May 29th
Apparently...to raise my tumblarity
tyce: I need to post some naked pictures of me. A guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do.
May 29th
Coincidence?
bakla: Ever since Tumblarity was launched, I stopped Tumbling regularly.
May 29th
tumblarity
pollyammo: my tumblarity is now at 22! Oh my god you guys, there’s so many people i want to thank. Unless it’s out of a hundred in which case i am failing at life.
May 29th
dear tumblarity,
heybritny: life was better without you. kthanksbye.
May 27th
:(
daniellelikesdreams: It went from 44 to 20… wow i really have no life when i’m worried / sad / upset about that ..haha i think i just made a new fmylife “I cried because my Tumblarity dropped twenty points. FML”
May 27th
May 27th
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Tumblarity
luxuriousvulgarity: 1. it goes up - People like you, they really really like you. They like what you do and you’re interesting on the internet.  You’re a big star and everyone wants to give you internet hand jobs. 2. it goes down - you have a life outside of tumblr. You get hand jobs in real life. Your friends offline find you more interesting because you are saving all of your cool facts for...
May 27th
My Tumblarity is Now At 1
stalkashley: I fail at life. Strangely, we hear everyone having zero Tumblarity, never this. Consider yourself unique. :D
May 27th
Tumblarity is Stupid
snickerdoodle: So I haven’t looked into it much because it seems stupid, but tumblarity is some sort of ranking based on some sort of calculation including “liked” posts and reblogged posts and frequency of posting, right? So my tumblarity plummeted over the holiday weekend, just like I notice it does whenever I’m busy at work or actually living my life, which is really how I like to spend my...
May 27th
Please,
sammwich: enough with your clever remarks about having a life outside of tumblr making your tumblarity go down. I really don’t give a shit, now knock it off. (I asked nicely?)
May 27th
I have to say ...
arcadian: I’m definitely not a fan of tumblarity. It goes down by a gazillion if you don’t post in a day - what’s up with that? Sorry that my life just isn’t interesting enough for you Tumblr but I refuse to conform! Ha.
May 27th
tumblarity: 0
blairsyrecalls: i have a life :]
May 27th
Tumblarity makes me hate life.
lindsayhuffman: Blogging shouldn’t be a popularity contest.
May 27th
yoo
asoflatee: so i might move back to blogger. idk, i just feel like tumblr isn’t personal enough for me and i can’t really talk about real shit without my stupid tumblarity going down. what happened to just blogging about life? not REblogging other people’s creativity. me and desbonbons were talking about it and she agreed. hmm. it was easy to move my stuff from blogger to here but I don’t know...
May 27th
MY TUMBLARITY PLUMMETTED 25 POINTS TODAY.
laeta: WTF, internet? WTF. I thought we were BFFs. I’m only popular on the internet, and I don’t like being reminded of my real-life unpopularity thankyouverymuch.
May 27th
A brief note on: Tumblarity
mihirkelkar: I may be bound to the distinct tumblarity that I fashion whenever I catch the “occasional” glimpse, thirty-one for now, but let it be known that I am always atop the other tumblogs in my momentarily given stratification! I just hope this isn’t some cheap trick the Tumblgods aren’t playing on us to encourage us to do better with ourselves. I had been thinking about it a bit earlier,...
May 27th
OH MY GOSH! My tumblarity has taken a huge hit...
goodbyesounds: hahaha.
May 27th
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My life is meaningless now...
leejon: …because I lost 3 Tumblarity. Our lives have become one with Tumblarity.
May 27th
TUMBLARITY GO UP, PEOPLE HAVE LIKED & REBLOGGED MY...
(via checkyeszoe)
May 27th
Today's lesson in Tumblarity
vb: Get on a post that’ll be reblogged a lot early and you get some better Tumblarity.
May 27th
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13,088th Most Popular Tumblog in the U.S.A.
thisisadamstumblr: Fuck Tumblarity.
May 27th
paperdolls: My reward for completeing my week of exams? Almost no tumblarity :(
May 27th
My Tumblarity must've been stabbed in the heart...
stingofthebee: I lost like half of it and I barely had any to begin with lol I woke up and looked at it and literally went “oh shi-” haha I didn’t insult anyone’s mother or steal anybody’s chapstick…sooo why?? I don’t get you Tumblr
May 27th
The person who thought up tumblarity will die a...
ulpaper: I stepped out for 30minutes to get this cofee i like so much and i come back to a tumblarity that has dropped 131…..IN 30 MINUTES…..fuck tumblarity, fuck the little close minded crunch that came up with it. There’s a special place in hell reserved for that bastard!
May 27th
May 27th
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